Cryptic message received from SeaWorld Orlando:
‘EYEWITNESS VIDEO FOOTAGE CONFIRMS KRAKEN IS ALIVE AND WELL AT SEAWORLD ORLANDO
‘There is a lot of “scientific buzz” going around that the lair of the ancient Kraken has possibly been discovered. However, many in the scientific community still refuse to believe that the Kraken existed and suggest there needs to be more direct evidence found to support the theory of a massive, toothy, tentacled sea creature.
‘SeaWorld Orlando has recently uncovered video evidence supporting that Kraken does exist and is alive in Central Florida. The park can call on millions of witnesses who, since 2000, have not only seen the eons-old monster but have amazingly ridden the beast and captured its image through vacation home video.
‘“Scientists” allege the Kraken was a mere 100-feet long. SeaWorld Orlando and its witnesses – including countless roller coaster fans and thrill ride experts – suggest that the real Kraken is nearly 4,000-feet long and made of yellow and turquoise steel, not soft-bodied and reddish as once believed. The giant sea monster is known for its fearsome attacks on merchant ships through the ages, but only at SeaWorld Orlando can members of the general public tame the legendary monster.
‘And each encounter with the steel-spined creature leads to spinning and twisting and inverting more than eight times and a 119-foot-tall vertical loop, a 101-foot diving loop and a zero-gravity roll all at the speed of 65 mph.
‘All non-believers are invited to view the real Kraken – still Orlando’s only floorless roller coaster – and its lair anytime of the week between the hours of 9 a.m. and 6 p.m. at the only place you can ride the Kraken – SeaWorld Orlando“‘